Domainitus

by Tommy Butler the Glasgow.com Guy

I have domainitus a very rare addictive habit;

Every day i log on to my machine for a fix;

I check out all the dealers looking at what's on offer;

and big daddy bob supplies me mike fix on daily basis along side of  Pool;

sometimes I get a rush on a good name then 3 mins. later i need another hit;

so I start looking again then to feed my habit i sell my best domains so i can go buy more;

then i talk to other addicts and discover they are in the same boat as me lol;

buying and selling moving up the ladder;

then you sell to the newbies and get them hooked and you now supply them,

and the cycle begins all over again;

and big daddy had become the richest supplier of them all;

i now attend the state rehab for help where addicts like myself talk about their problem and get good counselling lol